Sunday, 29 July 2007

say hello to mr.unique !

my first post here,thought ill start off with this guy
incidently, a remark on his display picture would be taken as a compliment by this psycho : anyway,




unique abhijeet hi its me....what a compund statement :)
my english teacher would be proud....
i love his about me,
im......aage tum sochlo'
articulateness at its best, a perfect blend of animated writing and thoughtfullness,
the rest left to the readers imagination...


fashion:
'alternative, contemporary, smart, trendy, urban'
why is it hip hep and happening to tag ur everyday wear as trendy,urban and contemporary ?i doubt this unique denizen can spell half the words :P



hmmm....he prolly races a football with a tennis raquet in his hand....and oh thrown in a cricket ball and a hockey stick !
perfect....a unique sport...in true sense of the term
:)



activities:
heh ! poor guy,
he's almost yelling 'stereotype me'....so here we go,
teasing teachers, is he trying to pull a shahrukh khan(main hoo na) here ?
his uniqueness would be more than enough to tick any teacher off...so much for teasing...



is he reffering to the void that exists in that blockhead of his ??
im confused,people actually make books on that ??






@b#! busy sending u scraps
haw haw haw !
moron...busy sending you scraps...prolly the 'send this to a million people and ull end up looking like salma hayek' kinda scraps !
go on dude....nobody's stopping you
First thing you will notice about me:
'pehle mil to le...'
so true !! all u unique followers of his if u think you can match wits with him,go right ahead and meet him,
and to the normal people...please take along a sledgehammer....

body art:
'strategically placed tattoo'
im guessing its on his posterior....very strategic indeed !

turn offs:
'jus my PC'
did he take it literally ?
turn off my pc ??
wtf ?








album:

whats with all the gay hearts ?
would make elton john proud
:









and incidently,
here's a conversation i had with this guy,
it left me in splits :)
I'm UNIQUE SO... are you!!!: ne body online? :- UNIQUE'S w8ingTarang: whats with the uniqueness ?i dont get it
I: i will laughi m not a fan of harry potter
Tarang: i stilldont get ithow does tht make u unique ?
I: i havent seen any movie neither have i read ne book of hth series
Tarang: damnit how does that make u unique ?
I:im unique in all are hp fans , im not
Tarang: all are hp fan ?i thought bajaj made fans
I: i m not!!!!!!1111
Tarang: hp makes laptops and computer peripherals doesnt it ?uniqe because u dont like hewlett packard ?tell me?i cannot comprehend how not being an hp fan can make you unique
I: by hp i meant harrrry potter
Tarang: rrrry potter
I: boring potter
Tarang: the guy who sued matkawala for plagiarising his pot designs ?
I: k byeeeeee g2g
Tarang: g2g ?g3g u mean how about gNgor Gn^5g ?
all sarcasm intended

my first post here...
im open to criticism....
please leave a comment.

































Wednesday, 18 July 2007

damnuorkut : inside profile :) part II

following is the profile of mr. prasenjeet bhattacharya...

all offence intended :)














based on your newly acquired knowledge, pls do feel free to leave the answers to the following questions in the comment form :P

Q1 : what is litrutare?
Q2 : what are his ^ passions?
Q3 : what kind of occupation is lisining!?
Q4 : where does he say "lisiining officer"?
Q5 : harfdbs. define.
Q6: elaborate his personal profile.

Thursday, 21 June 2007

damnuorkut : inside profiles :)



headline : "he guys m very cool"....she guys? anyone?
perfect date: "on a bat with most beautiful girl" ...any beautiful girl, wanna sit on his 'bat'?!?!?!
ideal match: "nothing but she is simple" ...did he forget to add minded..simple minded?

damnuorkut : picphixation...





top to bottom:


ha ha ha ha

bottom only : would anyone please give him a friendship?
as for john abraham... rilly, m no jokking, he handhsum too!